where is Christmas?

Anyone know the answer - please let me know.
Thanks.

Not that I don't like Christmas - I love Christmas. Just this year - where is it? It's the 18th today, and I'm like balls-deep in no-Christmas-land.
This is highly annoying, and unnecessary.
So if anyone (seriously, this is a serious request) has any great ideas, recipes, activities, or I-don't-even-care-whats to do to invoke the one and only Christmas spirit in my cold cold heart, then please, let me know.

Sincerely yours,
Non-Christmas-cat.
M.