and i also said the words "the cavalry is waiting"
And to A: "Do you not like core strength?"
We were in a car, driving around an Eastern European village, looking for McDonalds. We found the sign but turned out we had to pass through this backyard.
Some men were playing cards around a table. Old men, with golden chains, wearing white wifebeaters.
And we wanted to get through their backyard, to reach McDo.
But then we let some chickens out, and a rooster. and that was not meant to happen.
So, we apologised, profusely. And got all the chickens back. And the one rooster.
And some pirates came calling, as they do. they of course wanted to rape everyone, but we were way too hardcore.
and we were somewhere in...Azerbaijan? by this point. something along these lines.
in a village, in someone bungalow.
And then the cavalry arrived.
And I was topless the whole party, wearing hightop shorts, with purple hair.
And then I woke up - happy.
M.
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